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Welcome To Wonderland (Part 2)

  Hades rushed by and saw a new guest in the land. He paused and smiled. "Welcome to Wonderland, we've got it all-" This rotund, shaking with impatience lady jammed her finger at him. "Where the hell am I? And why is it so damn hot in here? Turn it down some, I'm about to melt!" Hades took a deep breath. He snapped his fingers and made it ice cold. "As you wish, ma'am. You're going to meet your afterlife destiny here-" "You incompetent dumbass, I'm going to get you fired! Where's your manager? I DEMAND to speak to your manager!" the Karen yelled. Hades smiled. "You see, I am the manager. I did do as you asked, now did I not?" "You can't do anything right, who do you think you are?" Hades smiled softly. "There's a special place for you, it's especially designed for you-" "You cannot be the manager, I demand to speak to your boss about how awful the service here has been!&q